How to get your Dad's attention
- Girl: Dad can you come pick me up from Ashley's house?
- Girl: Dad you there?
- Girl: Dad pick up!
- Girl: I'm pregnant...
- Girl: I ate the last slice of pie?
- Dad: YOU DID WHAT???!!
is this real?!! how does this exist??
Vincent Van Gogh: Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is, in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue and blowing through the blues and blackness the winds swirling through the air and then shining, burning, bursting through… the stars! And you see how they roar their light. Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.
The Doctor: I’ve seen many things, my friend. But you’re right. Nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see.
No. NO. Not cool. This is not okay.
ugh asdfghjkl
We shall band together to destroy the evil thing that has made out BennyBatch cry!! ONWARDS!!!
Beefybatch
Creepybatch
Vintagebatch
Ravenbatch
Dapperbatch.
Regrets? None. ;p
Vintagebatch.
I’d like him wrapped thanks. I’ll wait here
Curlybatch XD
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
YOUVE CREATED A GOD
And behold, I had gazed upon the face of God, and yea, it was magnificent.
- The Gospel of British Actors, 2:21 B
I imagine the boys would approve.
As for the rest of us:
THIS
IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL
THING I’VE EVER SEEN
GODDAMMIT its so beautiful
I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.
I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.
I’m the right brain :)
“john pls” moments: the blind banker
“After you’re dancing across the stars, do you want to hear that I think there’s nothing? That you’ll rot - and that’s it.”
Third Star. Always x
All the feels.
i sobbed at the end of this movie! all the feels are just overwhelming! XC
Reblog if you too write fanfictions in your head but can’t put them on paper because your brain is way too far in advance for your hands to ever catch up.
always-a-witch-but-never-evil:
I also have trouble actually keeping everything organised and writing the fanfiction in a way that would make sense to anyone who doesn’t have a running movie of it in their heads like I do
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